Would you rather...

Change a Level 3 oscillating nappy blowout in a motorway service station OR Deal with a full outfit-changing situation in an airplane toilet?

Be woken up every two hours all night OR start every single day at 5 a.m.?

Finally get baby to sleep after an hour of trying—and then sneeze OR get baby to sleep instantly, but realise your phone is on the other side of the room?

Have baby spit up on your freshly washed hair just as you're leaving the house OR discover a mysterious nappy leak only after you've arrived?

Listen to the same children's jingle 47 times in a row OR read the same bedtime book every night for six months?

Step barefoot on a piece of Lego in the dark OR finally sit down with a hot cup of tea and immediately hear the baby crying?

Have baby loudly fill their happy during a very quiet wedding ceremony OR have your toddler announce "I NEED A POO!" in a very quiet public place?

Pack everything baby could conceivably need and forget your own coat OR pack beautifully, lightly, and discover you've forgotten the nappies?

Have baby throw food on the floor at every meal for a month OR have baby lovingly feed you one piece of already-chewed food at every meal?

Take a screaming baby on a six-hour flight OR take a perfectly cheerful baby on a six-hour drive—stopping every 45 minutes?

Have baby's first word be something mildly offensive OR have baby's first word be the name of someone neither parent particularly likes?

Be able to relive baby's first laugh whenever you wanted OR be able to relive her first steps whenever you wanted?